So tired that I couldn’t even sleep So many secrets I couldn’t keep...– Soul Asylum
The average person tells 4 lies a day, or 1460 a year a total of 88,000 by the...– (via bitchville)
In Love With These! →
but I REALLY want them in black and can’t find the black ones in my size! *editors note: I have since found these and I now own them. Thanks Nordstrom!
Virgo Horoscope for today -> Surprises are en route. Big ones. They’ll be coming to you via your career and the people involved in it. This could mean the higher-ups you’ve been dealing with have been less than honest about your situation, but the chances of that happening are slim, to say the least. What’s more likely is that someone in a position of authority has been...
Someday I will call into the WGCI birthday line. If I did today it would go a lil something like this:
WCGI: Who’s that on the birthday line?
KDB: It’s Kristie, it’s Kristie
WCGI: Now, Kristie, what’s your zodiac sign?
KDB: It's Virgo, bossy Virgo
WCGI: Are you gonna party on this day?
KDB: Yes I am, for sho, I am.
WCGI: And how old are you, on this day?
KDB: I’m 27, only 27
WCGI: Where you from?
WCGI: Where you from?
KDB: Bushwick, Brooklyn
WCGI: Go Kristie It’s your birthday! Go Kristie! It’s your birthday! Go! Go! Go! Go Kristie! Bad boys gotta say bye bye. Happy birthday from WGCI!
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ABSOLUTELY NO NASTIES– Pret A Manger Sparkling Orange Can
Digital Music Isn't So Green →
another on point horoscope
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You feel uneasy today, and you don’t know why. Don’t worry. A lot of people feel this way, and they don’t know why either. Just focus on what is at hand. Despite these feelings, you can be amazingly efficient at routine jobs that are right in front of you.
NYC Observations #2
If out of four elevators only one services the 18th floor then why does it also need to service the other 17 floors? Furthermore, does the bathroom on the 18th floor really need to be locked at all times? If I’m early for my appointment then I have to wait for my appointment time just to get the key so that I can potty. Not cool. You can easily see that I am wearing headphones so thanks...
I think it’s funny when people trip but then they jog right after to try to play down the fact that they just tripped. I was amazed to see young teengers skateboarding in the park at 7:45 am. Women carry their lunch in Bergdorf Goodman bags to jobs that I’m sure don’t pay them enough to even shop there.
god damn you both
I’m mad at Anika King mad at her for reminding me that the Mrs. Fields cookie cake was still good to eat. and I am mad at the Mrs. Fields cookie cake for still being slightly soft. I ate two big pieces and now I feel like ass. Thanks guys!
Victory vs Matador →
RIP Les Paul
My thoughts on Conan
[ via: retox:] The truth is, I thought it was awesome! We all did. And it was a huge accomplishment for us. Sure it wasn’t perfect, but it’s not about being perfect. Here’s the (tl;dr) thing: I’ve never been a great singer, and I’ll never be a great singer. I was just a kid who loved music and had to figure it out. I wasn’t lucky to be born with talent and great pipes. But I was lucky to be...
today’s emotional eating brought to you by: the remainer of yesterday’s chocolate muffin 2 bites of a giant M&M cookie 2 tiny bite size crumb cupcakes
lately i have been learning a lot more about my emotions. where they stem from. how they take over my body. doing what i can to learn to control them better. which is difficult. what i’ve also learned is that i tend to emotionally eat. emotional eating is something i thought i didn’t do. now it is just another item of my list of things to overcome. le chocolat muffin is an item on the...
for drunk dials.
[via: ennuipartie:] i have a new googlevoice number: 773.789.WHEE can’t I get an invite? what? what?
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so … look at the platypus– Robin Williams [a friend posted this quote on facebook today and I loved it so much I had to blog it here]
I seem to have a shortage of them in this city. What happened to having friends who just want to hang out, watch bad movies, eat ice cream and do practically nothing except gossip? Have I gotten to old for those kinds of pals?