or just mental?
I’ve finally unlocked my Twitter account so you can see my tweets even if ya don’t follow.
ya follow? @kborg
My pants are way too tight because:
A.) I bought them a size too small
B.) I washed and dried them
C.) I haven’t been going to yoga
D.) I’ve been eating everything/anything
E.) All of the above
A summary of my stay at Cherry Grove on Fire Island:
Never have I seen so many men in Speedos,
nor have I wished that so many would put their Speedo back on!